Good heavens! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Seriously!. I am overwhelmed with cutting my toe nails, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being a nuisance to the secret service, my day seems to involve the authorities from 4am to dawn. I am happy with that. but who cares. I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Well, I'll try. What do you mean you don't believe me?.
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