Video Time: Shipping Costs

I ordered some items online recently and one of the fun choices is "How fast do you want it?"

1. Overnite? We take the price of what you bought and add double to ship it.
2. 1 week? We take the price and add 50% to ship it.
3. Free? Well, here's how it works. We put your package on the conveyor belt, and after about 20 days, when the box stops rolling, we ship it. Like this: