Mr Literal

Forgive my quirks, it's just my sense of humor that made me do this....

We are making plans for Thanksgiving and my wife and I are a destination. When I was younger, we were the travelers.

So I sent an email to my kids asking for their plans and here's what I got from one of them:

...will be making an appearance and eating some grub. We might be there early as well, not sure, but have to head back to Indy that night.

And my response:

We promise to give you back your car keys before midnight. And I don't know how to cook grubs properly, so you may have to eat regular food. and... don't go here: http://www.currentaffairsherald.com/?p=348

and if you click on the link, here's what you see:

A Thai worker prepares grubs to cook in the kitchen of Insects

A Thai worker prepares grubs to cook in the kitchen of Insects Inter in Bangkok. Insects are on the menu Tuesday at a UN meeting in Thailand, where experts are considering the dietary value of bugs and ways to farm the creatures which are delicacies in some countries.
(AFP/File/Pornchai Kittiwongsakul)

Sorry 'bout that...